Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.
There may come a time when I don’t reblog this post but that day is not this day.
OMFG this is hilarioussss
my gender is “conservative haircut and crewneck tshirt”
I know this isn’t the point, but I’m laughing so hard because the first thing I thought was “Your gender is Sam or Dean Winchester?”
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
found my mom burning on the celing, so he vouched to find the thing that killed her, and so me and my brother grew up on the road and was taught how to kill monsters
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
take your brother outside as fast as you can
Mary had two little lambs
whose souls were damned to hell
They rose and fought and saved the world
until the angels fell.
oh my god.
I’ve got a little something in my eye
Captain Jack Sparrow: Calling out bullshit since the 1740s.
The world is not in your books and maps, it’s out there.
i guess at this point i should just consider dating myself
I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on Facebook. On Facebook you can update a status to say, “I like dick in the eyeball,” and everyone would be freaked out. On tumblr, people would be like, “yeah man me too.” Then post a gif from supernatural.